[bursts through your bedroom ceiling and lands directly on you crushing your fucking sternum]

seriousjones:

recapdrake:

seriousjones:

I’m The Time Wizard and I’m Here to Kill you.  

like = ask the time wizard for enough time to call your family
reblog = fend off the time wizard (for now) with your powerful duel monsters
ignore = the time wizard will crash through your ceiling every night and kill you

I point out to time wizard that he’s a garbage card that got more screen time than he actually deserves and while he is distracted by the discourse, I’ll grab my duel disk and my dragunity deck and start wrecking him

The Time Wizard smirks. “Foolish,” he mutters as he grabs your duel disk and breaks it over his knee. “If only you had the power to turn back time, as I do. Your choices, unfortunately, are set in stone, as is your fate.” The Time Wizard takes off his gloves and starts punching you over and over, very hard.

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