Justine: “We would kindly request you to refrain from uploading spoilers of all kind regarding Persona 5’s contents following its opening stretch to any and all video hosting sites. To all those who forget consideration towards the many people looking forward to this game and proceed to post spoilers, we of the Velvet Room have decided to apply a strictly enforced penalty.”
Caroline: “We’re not talking about the game, got it? It’s in real life! If you asshole go out spouting spoilers… You’re really gonna end up a prisoner!”
A Request from ATLUS
We respectfully ask you all to refrain from posting story spoilers on video hosting sides, livestreaming services, twitter, etc. This includes tweeting spoilers in text. Further, it is strictly prohibited to upload any and all videos of the game before the official release day. We hope that as many users as possible will be able to enjoy the game on their own and thank you for your understanding and cooperation.
This is ATLUS’ customary pre-release spoiler warning, uploaded to their twitter.
Decided to translate this for fun.
*posts persona 5 spoilers so that igor breaks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head, killing me instantly*
i'm very gay. i'd like a few dollars. 