If I come off as thirsty to you, it’s because I literally am the thirstiest person ever. I have this condition where I can never take in enough fluids so I’m constantly dehydrated and I have to drink every 15 minutes. What, you thought I was talking about something else?? SHOCKED. I AM SHOCKED. OFFENDED.
Me, as seen in conversation with 99% of the world.
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i'm very gay. i'd like a few dollars. 